My
mom used to tell me that as a baby she had a hard time getting me to nap. When
all else failed, she’d load me into the backseat of the car and drive around
until I zonked out.
Driving home today I realized the same thing is still true, and it made me
wonder whether things like that carry over a lifetime.
I’ve never been a napper, not even in college when I was supposed to have
picked up a penchant for it. I only ever really nap when I’m really sick, but
under the right circumstances I catch myself dozing off in the car (as a
passenger!)
There’s a scar on the top of my right foot and nobody knows where it came from, even though I’ve had it as long as I remember. The same goes for the scar on the inside of my left pinky finger. I like the idea that mystery scars and birthmarks—I have the remnants of a raspberry on my left shoulder—are wounds from a past life. If there’s any truth to it, in my past life I got into the world’s strangest scuffles.
The older I get the more false memories I figure out, like the one where the bus crash in Simon Birch actually happened to me in the woods near my grandparents’ house.
As a kid I had a lot of imaginary friends, too, who I would walk home with from the bus stop and tell all about my family and my dogs and my school, where they were the new student. I wonder if imaginary friends and false memories and mystery scars and déjà vu all intersect on some plane where they come together meaningfully. Do kids still have imaginary friends? Is it a symptom of loneliness or a normal imaginative exercise?
Something anxious people joke about online is playing out “what ifs” in their heads at the worst possible times, like when we’re exhausted and trying desperately to fall asleep or we’re at work and have a deadline in an hour or something. Is this another iteration of imaginary friendships, this exercise in mental gymnastics of imagining if I said this clever or stupid thing to my friend or family member or colleague maybe things might be different or better or worse and oh god why didn’t I think of that superb comeback when someone said that shitty thing to me eight months ago? Anyone? Bueller?
I guess what I’m getting at is that I live in my head, like, a lot. And maybe that’s not a bad thing, but it’s an anxious thing. As a “writer”, when I decide I am one again after months and months of not bothering to try, sometimes I think if I write a short story or micro-fiction I can get it all out of my system, like maybe putting it in kind-of-nice words will get it out of my stupid brain and make it just some other story. Maybe those imaginary friendships I wish I had, even in adulthood, can exist and comfort me in fiction. Maybe not.
Was I just a super anxious baby and now I’m a super anxious adult baby? An anxious 23-year-old-infant who feels thirty? What could be worse?
Growing up—which, yes, I’m absolutely still doing—the concept of baby fat followed me around for years beyond the normal limits of what’s considered baby fat. I have a fast metabolism, I was a really active kid and teenager, and I have always been what doctors consider a “healthy” weight. Being tall helps. But eastern European women are built, as Lucy Dacus croons perfectly, “all soft shapes and lines / shape-shifting all the time.” I inevitably inherited the Polish baby-bearing hips and the broad, strong (lol) shoulders and the big feet and the tendency to carry weight in my trunk. Add onto that the luck of being tall and I look much like a goofy misshapen pear.
The women in my family have struggled my whole entire life with body image. Very openly. Very loudly. Very emotionally. The men in my family are lean and strong and unconcerned with how they look because, one, media doesn’t dictate that they should and, two, they get the job done. The powers that be cast me somewhere in between that lean and strong silhouette and the softer feminine one and so I have a whole host of body image issues where my upbringing and my feminist mentality are at odds.
Being a thin, white woman bitching about boy image is nothing new and not interesting or radical but in many ways, for me at least, it ties into my Midwestern identity and my issues with my family and with myself. It has always been a part of me. Watching my mom and grandma and aunt yo-yo diet my entire life was sure to lead to some kind of mental turmoil, given my cool genetics, right?
There was a summer in high school where I’d eat a shitload of ice cream everyday—not, like, a binge, I don’t think, but probably not a great idea for anyone—and obsessively weigh myself. I never purged or anything, and I don’t think I necessarily worked out any harder as a result of what showed up on the scale, but I knew as I did it something was wrong. I was a cheerleader in high school, so I burned off all the calories I ate and was strong and my body looked good and I had a mostly healthy relationship with my body, except that summer was probably after I was injured and couldn’t compete in the winter and felt terrible all the time.
My siblings were small when I was in high school and so I took them to the beach often—the one I wrote about in RIVRGRL—and when it was an especially hot weekend my mom and aunt might come along too. I have a visceral memory of sitting on beach towels with them, people watching, and listening them comment on which women were wearing swimsuits they “shouldn’t be wearing”. And it wasn’t really malicious, I think, not intentionally at least, but a defensive reflex that said, “I hate my body, but at least I know I should be ashamed of it and hide it even when it’s 90 degrees out.”
It broke my heart and pissed me off, like most things do.
By this point I was coming into my own as a young woman and a feminist and I remember asking, “Who cares? Who gives a shit? What are you doing?” And I think it made them feel bad, but the nasty comments stopped for that day, at least. A small victory.
So much of my experience of womanhood has been centered around my body and what it looks like and feels like and how it compares to others’ and a deep hatred for traditional exercise to complicate the whole thing. It has been defensively, at eleven or twelve years old, insisting the skin—not fat!—I could pinch around my middle was just “baby fat”. It has been, in high school, wondering seriously if I was experiencing my weight in a disordered way and whether it counted as body dysmorphia. It has been, in college, looking back on cheerleading pictures and gazing at what my legs once looked like, long and lean and strong.
Now, it’s being very conscious about the way I speak to my siblings, who have both been coerced to diet. It’s looking at myself before I get in the shower and not cringing because, even if I want to, I know it’s not doing me any favors. It’s ignoring the imaginary notion that I should be ashamed of how I look because…what? Looking a certain way is good or bad depending on what the media says? Trying to look at my body and see a functional organism that lets me swim and ride a bike and cook and whatever else is a conscious effort constantly at odds with my reflex to pinch my “baby fat” and step on the scale and look at pictures of celebrities and wonder if maybe I ate more spinach I might look more like that. I fucking hate spinach! Whenever I get stupid enough to buy some, it always goes bad before I can eat it!
I look absurd in jumpsuits because I’m little-ish on top and weirdly wide on the bottom, and I need to learn to not give a shit. If I want to wear one—if I’m being honest with myself, I don’t, because imagine the potential for poop emergencies in one of those things—I can and I should. My body is my body and although I don’t necessarily have to be proud of it or whatever, I can’t punish myself for the way my bones and muscles, configured from my family members way way back in the old country and having to, like, squat and milk goats or whatever, look now in the 21st century. It’s stupid. Who cares?
I suppose this is all to say that I started writing and things got buckwild again because all the weird shit I thought when I was a kid rooted itself deep in my brain and has bloomed in stupid, meaningless anxieties in adulthood. Fun! Your body is good. It’s doing its best. The lumps and bumps and stretch marks—or lack thereof—are good because they’re yours. You’re, like, super hot, if we’re being honest here. And I’m not being corny. It’s the truth.
It’s your body and it’s a good one. Go jump in a puddle or something.
Lexie
Recommended listening/ reading/watching for “This is a Post about Baby Fat”:
“Shrill” on Hulu (based on Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman by Lindy West
“My Mother & I” by Lucy Dacus
“Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon” by Patty Lovell
Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson
“Here’s the Thing: Body Dysmorphia is the Worst” by Sophia Benoit